I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.
When I was in elementary school this fucking bitch claimed that she was queen of the jungle gym and would never let anyone use it so I told her I was telling the teacher and I walked over to the teacher and pointed near her and said “Isn’t the sky so pretty today” and she started crying because she thought I told and long story short I was the king of the mother fucking jungle gym.
